what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

(Source: tyquil)


my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES” and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered “pot?” 

Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4